Tis the time of year, when I'm seeking gainful employment, so I applied for a job at my local M&S Their Manager told me there was nothing available, except they were looking for someone to be Santa, in their Grotto and as I was a little on the fat side and fat people are always jolly, she thought I would be ideal and perhaps I might like to apply for the job?
Feeling a little annoyed, I said; "look lady, I may well be fat but I certainly ain't jolly!"
She added; "I'll give you a hundred pounds a day, cash in hand and free use of our staff canteen!"
To which I could only reply; "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas Everyone, Merry Christmas!"
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